Sure thing Louise. I’ll suspend my disbelief for you but I’ll remain skeptical of everyone else, per your instructions. But you sold me — if you’re curious, it was the second time you implied I was lying. Clearly that’s what it is. I’m on CNN’s payroll. I’m a deep state agent. Doing things and stuff for the new world order.

You should try holding your breath and getting really mad when people offer a dissenting point of view. That works well for other children who don’t really have a leg to stand on.

I’ll just go grab some coffee while I wait for you to launch ad hominems at me and accuse me of being a psy ops agent. Cue tirade in 3….2….