Me too. Those articles are so transparently stupid that it amazes me that their fans are able to tie their own shoes. I read one recently that said the secret to getting things done was prioritizing things. Does anyone seriously not know that?

Hey Randy what are you doing?

Well… I have three exams tomorrow, but in the interest of time I thought I’d play Nintendo for 19 hours straight.

Um… you know you have to actually study for those exams right?

Oh my God! Mind blown. I had no idea!

And then they get 23 thousand claps…